Nicholl 2010: Submitted
ScriptSavvy April: Submitted
Mysterious Director #1: Sent
Mysterious Director #2: Sent
Mysterious Manager: Sent
Family Friend Who Writes on Awesome TV Show: Sent
Mom, friends, internets friends: Sent (If I missed you, holler)
So, the last 20 pages are all handwritten. It may come in under page count, but that’s OK. I think there are some formatting issues and underwritten stuff that a polish pass will probably add some length. I’m going to type it up tonight and print it out tomorrow to start polishing through it.
I’ll let you know the official three day page count when I’ve got it all typed up, but it should be something like 60 pages in 3 days. EDIT: 58 pages in 3 days, my therapist thinks I’m manic.
Only 20 pages to go.
Up to now, the rough structure hasn’t changed too much, but the characters, tension, and absolute ridiculousness have been taken to their logical extreme. This means that the dominos that have been set up for the farcical ending are totally different. Hopefully, if the set pieces are good enough, it’ll all just fall into place naturally, but I’m still not sure how this ends now. I seem to hit the wall at 20 pages a day, hopefully that means I’ll finish it tomorrow.
Maybe I need to listen to Benny Hill music in my sleep to subconsciously get it going.
So, I’m insanely trying to get through a new draft of Bible Con by May 1st. I decided to do that … um today. And yes, it’s nuts. Fortunately I tend to work really fast when I can focus. So only like… 50 pages to go, so… yeah. But today I wrote something that made me have a giggle fit, and that’s unusual. I don’t generally giggle at my own stuff. I think it’s because it’s really stupid and a little crass.
Anyone have a favorite Christian pickup line?
This is a lesson I will never forget (with the scumbag Eddie Kritzer):
This is the letter I jsut sent him today:
I sent you the letter 75 days ago to terminate my agreement with you. I will give you until This Friday (March 26) to return the $700 (or less before your take our your commission – and I want a detailed listing of expenses, please).
I have other things to do besides calling you to check on the status of my money while I am at work.
If I don’t receive the $700 or reasonable portion thereof by Friday, (March 26), I will be writing a letter to the editor to the Los Angeles Times and the New York Times about your treatment of writers. Frankly, I do not care what might happen to your reputation as a result of my truthful letter.
Send the money to:
Justine A. Cowan
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.”
Almost everyone I’ve heard from about him hasn’t actually been hurt financially by being harassed by him, it makes me sad that there clearly are people who have been tricked into giving him money and taken advantage of. I don’t know how much the LA or NY Times will care about a small time scam artist, but the local news may be interested in pursuing an investigation. Local news thrives on small time crook stuff.
Forgive the pun.
Housing situation up in the air. Getting packed, finding a place to live. It’s a lot of chaos, so I haven’t posted here much.
I actually wrote yesterday, which was good. F and I wrote a parody (rip-off?) of the Greatest Commercial of All Time.
I need to spend more time writing and less time freaking out. I imagine when there is less to freak me out that will be easier, but I’m not totally sold on that.
It seems that Tim has a hankering for SLEEPING BEAUTY… but not really… You see, he’s going to tell the story from Maleficent’s point of view. In fact, it’ll be called MALEFICENT. She was always the most interesting character in that story, but we never knew why she hated those three little fairy wenches… or what indignity she suffered at the hands of Aurora’s parents. Yeah, I’m on board… if only it ends with Maleficent with a sword in her heart in dragon form. Cuz that’ll rule. Think about how long this plotline was carried out over. She has quite a tale to tell. – Ain’t it cool
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Sleeping Beauty from Maleficent’s POV as told by Tim Burton. I would just like to say “DISNEY!! I have already written this and it is amaaaaaaazing!!!!” I even have pictures!!!!!!!!!! //end freak out (but not really)
I would show you pictures but apparently all my shit from Geocities got erased without anyone telling me that that was going to happen. I think I have a back up somewhere, but DeviantArt isn’t working, so all I can show you is a tiny thumbnail. ARGH, now I’m angry.
Does anyone have a copy of a Glee script? I promise it’s just for personal use… Please?
December is a relentlessly slow month in Los Angeles. It can be refreshing or really painful if you need to be working. January, however, makes an attempt at making up for all the hours not worked in December.
Sarah Palin will have her own show on Fox News. “It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news,” Palin said in a written release.
Spiderman 4 is NOT happening anymore. Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire are off the project. They’re going to reboot the franchise, which seems insane considering it’s not even a decade old, but whatevs. This also means no more Kirsten Dunst!!!
All signs point to the Arrested Development movie happening this year.
SNL film MacGruber is looking good from early reviews, apparently as good as Wayne’s World. Which is good, since the SNL movies of late have included The Ladies Man, Superstar, and Night at the Roxbury.
I’m sure you’re all aware of George Lucas on The Daily Show and the horrifically funny youtube review of Phantom Menace.
The 2010 WGA nominations are out. Only 79 scripts were eligible to be nominated, versus last year’s 267. Shockingly, Avatar is nominated for Best Original Screenplay. But thank God! That screenplay has been released online! And it has a deleted sex scene…
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.
Yes. It is our way.
Oh. I forgot to tell?
He rouses up, making her look at him.
Really, we are?
It’s cool. I’m there.
There is always a surge in traffic around here when another blogger has an encounter with Eddie Kritzer. His comments now go directly to spam here because they’ve become a bit graphic and horrifying. My favorite excerpts from the e-mail he sent to Victoria Strauss.
“Your to busy being a busy body “old decrepit lady with all wrinkly skin; IM sure your husband (if you still have one) which I doubt; because all you do is complain, you are the negative Nelly of the Internet, your so fucken boring, and bored.” And “all you do is bitch and moan and groan [except when you have sex; then you just lay there like a lump of coal, which is what your personality is.”
In other news, I didn’t finish the rewrite for today’s deadline due to a lot of stuff that’s happened in the last month, good and bad, but all time consuming. So, I’m planning on getting it rewritten and polished by the Nicholl. I’m going to set writing aside right now to try to get through this project I’m editing. I need to get it done by Feb 1 because I won’t have time for a side job at that point. Of course, I don’t feel great right now, but hopefully that’s going to do nothing but get better. Starting Wednesday I get to start working on scar reduction!