Today is the awesome day of Boobquake, where girls around the world are testing the theory of one crazy cleric who claims that all the recent earthquakes are caused by girls dressing too revealingly.

An extremely scientific take:

Ah, it’s days like these that very nearly make me wish I hadn’t had that reduction.  That’s three pounds less of boobs contributing to science, glorious science!

And to those poo-pooers and naysayers of the feminist kind, it’s science, I’m doing it because I want to, and stop being so lame!  I mean, what a glorious day for boobies, they have (through Hef) saved the Hollywood sign.  And everybody loves boobies!

This is what science and skepticism should be: silly, sexy, fun, and heavily underlining the ridiculousness of fundamentalist quacks.

{ ( • )( • ) }   Earthquake


About ashleyfmiller

I write, give occasional speeches, and am currently getting my PhD in Mass Communications from South Carolina. Before going back to school, I worked in Los Angeles in reality tv, web series, and film.

Posted on April 26, 2010, in Politics, Religion and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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